Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Animal Army

Apparently the people of Basra believe that the British Army have been releasing giant man-eating badgers on the streets in order to spread terror amongst the general population. Now quite how you would go about training a badger I don't know but I can't really imagine a drill sergeant forming them up on a parade square and shouting at them "Right then you stripy faced bastards on the count of three..."
I wonder what they'll come up with next - specially trained moths which eat enemy soldier's belts so that their trousers fall down when they try to attack?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

it's true:

http://badgersinbasra.com