Terminal Boredom

I'm really getting bored around here because there's nothing to do. I'd go down the pub if they hadn't closed it and turned it into an "exclusive Indian themed venue" (expensive tandoori with a Bangra disco afterwards), I could of course go to the cinema - however this involves a trip to either Romford or Dagenham as the one within walking distance is, of course, a bingo hall. And then they have the bloody cheek to tell me that there's not enough for the kids to do. Sod them, what about the adults with nothing to do because the powers that be have done their damnedest to fragment society in an attempt to divide and conquer.
Oh well wait until tomorrow when I'm off to do something I said I'd never do....