Blind dates have been (hopefully not seriously) suggested to resolve the lack of partner situation. I will not name the person who has cast themselves in the role of Cilla, but needless to say they will be made to feel deeply ashamed of themselves when I've got enough background information for some really tasty gossip and rumour. I have to say I am actually broadly in favour of the blind date idea - right up until the point where you think you'll try your luck and get savaged by her labrador and whacked around the head with a well-aimed white stick. Of course the other suggestion is to have an appeal (What do you mean I haven't got any. Bastards!) So here goes:
Send me your spare women will require MOT and full service history, must be low maintenance and self-financing. Regret unable to offer part exchange, but can offer a nice set of teatowels with full instructions.
Well it's worth a try got be better than that bloody agency, I'm now convinced that they match people by using a pin the tail on the donkey game.
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