What week is it?

Well I don't really know - but for your edification I can safely tell you that it is not National Bramley Apple Week (second week in February) nor is it National Condom Week or the International Week of Action Against the Apartheid Wall (which is NOT South African btw). Now when it comes to what day it is (I know it's friday) we have a much greater choice of things to pick - National prayer, Transgender day of remembrance, international day of peace and so on.

So I've calculated that as there are a considerable number of days in the average year there must be room for a Give Dark Adapted Eye Inc hugh sums of money and help keep a giant rubber goth bat in the style to which he wishes to become accustomed day. Well mustn't there - and I'll even think about the possibility of making it a flag day too - if the incredibly lazy Mister Squeaky (Giant Rubber Goth Bats do not hibernate so I think someone's trying it on...) can be convinced (with the aid of a sharp stick) to make some.

Anyway, as an omnipotent deity I've decided that tomorrow should be international day of slobbing about and taking no part in anything constructive.