Necessary Cruelty

I'm absolutely opposed to unnecessary cruelty to anything - although I might make an exception in the case of people who work for telesales- even if they haven't called to make amazing promises about watercoolers and temporary staff...So this leaves plenty of opportunity for necessary cruelty, but where to start - so many annoying things I cannot punish them all (at least not at the same time)!

So time to make a priority list although this is obviously fraught with difficulty - after all which causes more annoyance - a cyclist who ignores traffic lights and cycles across a pedestrian crossing whilst people are crossing the road or a single occupant people carrier the size of a small truck,the occupant of which is unable to operate the indicators before pulling out into your path and has all the honed visual observational skills of a myopic mole in raybans. Then of course there are neighbours who practice the tuba at unreasonable times of the day and night, people who think that cats are the best thing since sliced bread, sliced bread itself (what do they do to make it so tasteless? Forget I asked - I really do not want to know)......and so on

*rant rant froths at mouth bites holes in carpet*

So the solution "Nuke the Bastards"