Pain Control

Returned from session with tattooist - arm now on fire and all self-inflicted. Strangely enough though what really hurts is the sticky tape pulling on hairs. So here's a cunning plan to replace warfare as it is currently practiced...
Put away all the guns and tanks and bombs and other big boy's toys and instead attack your enemy with a roll of sticky tape - put in on hairy bits of the body, press down hard and then rip the stuff off quickly. "Oooh that's got to hurt" I hear you scream - my eyes are already watering at the thought of this rather nasty treatment - I think we might be on to a winner here.

Sticky tape could also be used for riot control along with policemen armed with wet towels for flicking and the threat of giving you a severe chinese burn if you don't move along quietly....