Mayhem this morning because the little hooligans around my way are returning to school. Now quite why they can't be herded onto a cattle truck and delivered to the door I don't know - locate schools next to the railway is what I say and take away mum's car keys.
Just as well the car stereo's working as journey time doubled (and they claim that music is good for calming you and preventing road rage, obviously the boffins who came up with that don't listen to Skinny Puppy or Flesh Eating Foundation on their way to work) - people who don't know what the mirrors or indicators are for - sorry I'll take it back - the mirrors for checking your make up when the traffic lights have just turned green and stopping everything else from moving. And most annoying of all those brainless prats in the white cars with orange stripes and blue lights on top who go tearing around like something important's going to happen.
Still it's better than being on holiday and getting stuck behind a caravan...
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