A Friend in Need

I'm back and I'm very angry. Let me explain why - last weekend I had a bit of a problem over in Leyton and tried to get in touch with a so-called friend who as far as I know lives over there - no reply on the mobile - fair enough it was Saturday night so there's always the possibility of being unavailable. What is unforgivable however is not bothering to get in touch later when you see you've had a missed call. I wouldn't mind if it had been something trivial, but when you're in a spot of bother and need some help its a different matter. And for the record if the relevant person is reading this (which I doubt) - don't bother calling if you're on fire I can't be asked to even piss on you.