Sunday, August 17, 2008

A Declaration of Independence*

I have now decided that as most of the misfortune in my recent past has originated in Leyton/Leytonstone the whole of Waltham Forest is a no-go area just in case and you know what since I made this decision nothing untoward has happened - apart from the usual Giant Rubber Goth Bat related miseries that is. Still the beast has earned his bombay mix this week by chasing off a group of Jehovah's Witnesses by trying to get them to read his new pamphlet - "Embrace Satan as Your Master" - Oh what a naughty bat ;-)

* Completely free of Natasha Bedingfield (TM)

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