Don't Try This At Home

After being banned from most of the High Street Mister Squeaky has been at a bit of a loss for things to do. So he has decided to have a go at recreating scenes from the movies....unfortunately he chose the hard boiled egg eating scene from Cool Hand Luke but as there were no hard boiled eggs to be had, he improvised and ate the scotch egg that was lurking in the fridge. The practical upshot of this is that he now looks like one of the Lancaster Bombers from The Dam Busters with an over-stuffed bomb bay and is complaining of severe indigestion. A case of Scotch Eggs 1 Mister Squeaky 0