Mister Squeaky is complaining of post-traumatic stress disorder - which is divine retribution in my view as he has been the cause of plenty of traumatic stress in others...
Anyway this is quite serious as he has been threatening to chew his own ears off apparently as a way of dealing with the stress of hearing not only Tony Blackburn on the radio (this threat has now receded as the traumatised giant rubber goth bat now feels that chewing Tony Blackburn's ears off would be more effective) but finding that the antique DJ was playing music by an alleged child sex offender whose name is an anagram of Ah! Jail men's cock! Clearly not family lunchtime (or in Mister Squeaky's case bedtime) listening.
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