Sunday, May 18, 2008
Inspector Gadget
Without fail, every weekend there is one or more catalogues of "essential living aids" included with the paper. These take copy writing to a whole new level - I mean how on earth can you enthuse for more than one paragraph on an extendible monogrammed sock dryer unless you have either had a considerable amount of alcohol or illegal drugs or you're doing it for a bet. When you look further at these suitable technological solutions to the problems you never knew you had - for example I don't need a solar powered vacuum to remove spiders from the bath - Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein collects them up to use in his diabolical experiments - a solar powered vacuum to clean up after the diabolical experiments however would be a considerable boon to my life...meanwhile I digress. Whilst these gadgets are all very wonderful sometimes you need to take the Russian view of writing in space, keep it simple and use a pencil...
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