Giant Alien Lizard Men!

There is a theory that aliens have kidnapped all the world leaders and replaced them with copies of themselves. Now if you ask me this is a bit far fetch and smacks a bit too much of getting home after a bit too much relaxation down the pub and confusing Doctor Who for the latest edition of the news, but Mister Squeaky - who claims to know about these things because he once read half a page of the Fortean Times before getting bored and finding something more interesting to do - says that it's all true - although I think this is only because he's hoping he'll get a job from David Icke if he doesn't get to be the next Mayor.