Soundtrack

In an effort to cheer up a very dejected Giant Rubber Goth Bat (Mister Squeaky is extremely unhappy about Eurovision) we have been playing one of his favourite games - invent your ideal soundtrack to a horror movie - as this usually has him back to his abnormal state of mind in no time at all. So for your listening pleasure you should sample some (or all) of these tracks whilst lying back, shutting your eyes and imagining the best Hammer film you ever saw....

I was a teenage vampire - Killing Miranda
Lesbian Vampires from Outer Space - Scary Bitches
Nobody loves you when you're dead - Zombina & The Skeletones
Anthropophagus Beast - Moriarti & The Sith
Clone your Lover - Zeromancer
Bride of Frankenstein - Zeitgeist Zero
The Oxidising Angel - BlutEngel
Play Dead - The Birthday Massacre
Hammer Horror Glamour - Devilish Presley

That should be enough to be getting on with.

Incidentally the poetry has failed to work and I've had to iron my own bloody socks....again