Unappealing

Just for the hell of it I decided that I'd pick up a copy of a proper photographic magazine, that's to say one which does not have a large number of special features on *cough cough* glamour photography (porn to those who don't know) only to discover amidst all the glossy adverts for those accessories that which according to the manufacturer will enable you to take photos with all the skill of Litchfield, Ansel Adams or any number of makers of iconic images a number of listings for glamour studios where you can bring your own model (i.e. make your own porn)

Well I suppose it'd be worth a go, so volunteers wanted - must be female, into gothic imagery (tradgoth or siouxsie clones preferred) or fetish/industrial style - can pay with suspect poem and a signed photograph from Mister Squeaky (exactly who's photo I don't know but he's got his crayon at the ready..)