It's all happening in Lancashire by the look of things. Yesterday it was teachers being accused of being in league with Satan and corrupting the morals of the young by writing books, today it's BNP survivalists, who if you believe the press thought that we were heading towards civil war - I note that on the BBC website it mentions that one of the defendant's wives has mental health problems. Only the wife I hear you ask in surprise. The only other news from t' county is that a teenage girl has been eaten by a Staffordshire terrier (well chewed a bit anyway)
Whilst we're on the subject of attacks by animals I noticed that Mister Squeaky was looking far too pleased with himself, and on closer examination I found a small pair of white feathery wings that had been bitten off of something and a miniature bow and arrow close by. The dreadful beast was also humming "ain't no love in the heart of the city" I can only imagine what he's done this time....
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