Mister Squeaky is unwell, very unwell if you believe what he has to say - he said he had jaundice but as the bright yellow came off with the liberal application of soap and water I think that it was due more to a close encounter with a jar of turmeric.
Anyway the poor beastie has now taken to his roost claiming to be suffering from Asian Bat 'flu - which he says will only be cured by regular doses of VSOP (Very Strong Over Proof) Turnip Brandy - a generous double every twenty minutes and two kilos of Bombay mix without sultanas but with extra cashews and green lentils - I suspect that a more accurate diagnosis would be hypochondria and chronic attention seeking...
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