Saturday, February 03, 2007

I Heard a Rumour

Let's see how good the interweb is for the dissemination of a conspiracy theory shall we. Here is a statement, tell everyone you can think of about it and see how long it is before someone else tells you about it. It's got to be worth a try hasn't it?

The H5N1 bird flu in Suffolk was deliberately introduced into the Bernard Matthews flock by persons unknown in an attempt to get the better school meals campaign back on track by disrupting the supply of Turkey Twizzlers.

Let me know when you hear something similar - extra points if the version you hear contains the name of a celebrity chef who's surname is the same as a biscuit you might eat whilst attending to your personal hygiene (clue Bath O***s)

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