Thursday, January 18, 2007

Read the Instructions..

..and then ignore them completely. I refer of course to some of those people who insist on asking to be added to your list of friends on myspace because of some unfathomable reason when they clearly haven't read the blurb that you have written to try to dissuade them from wasting their time.
For example today I get an add request from a singer/songwriter who does soul. I don't. I never have. I never will. No add and one from a pimply youth who claims (according to his profile) to have over 6,000 friends. Me no think so. Me also have absolutely nothing in common (apart from the fact that I am old enough to be his father) Guess what - no add.
Perhaps I should introduce an interragatory policy - send 'em a message asking them to justify why I should add them - as they say does you good to laugh.

p.s. to the soul singer - Singing in Willingale (Doe or Spain I know not which) and Helions Bumpstead does not constitute a world tour - and even if you get a fish supper thrown in fifteen quid's a bit steep for a rank unknown ain't it?

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