I was idly rummaging through the interweb in search of something to do when I discovered a page written by someone who'd been on that programme with the execrable Noel Edmunds, (a man who if you follow the teachings of Dr McKeith must have eaten an awful lot of arseholes) who is going off to be a wardrobe assistant on a cruise ship. Now initially I thought this was part of a fever dream until I suddenly realised that you would have all kinds of trouble with wardrobes at sea - the salt water corroding the lock, the door warping because of the ocean spray or getting back from dinner at the Captain's Table (sounds more like a chippie to me, but there you go) and finding that your sea chest is infested with pirates.
Mister Squeaky has been busy in the kitchen following the failure of his anchovy glacee. So prepare yourselves for his latest creation - chicken tikka massala ice cream with a flake and lime pickle
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