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Sometimes you ask a question and you just know it was a mistake because you get an answer that is considerably more detailed that you actually required - for example if I ask my mother who is so-and-so in one of the soaps that she watches, she will then proceed to give me the entire life history of the character and what has happened to them in previous episodes, I suppose I should be grateful for this because then I am spared from having to watch them myself.

So it is with some considerable reluctance that I now pose the following question. Why has a very unattractive woman (The alternative question being "Who has dressed a hippo in clothes?") posted me a photograph of a different woman (in my view equally unattractive - skinny, fake tan, big nose) lying half out of the water on a beach with the message "Thought I'd say Hi" through Myspace?
Possible answers so far include:
(a) She's very confused
(b) She believes that I will contact her believing her to be a bathing beauty (Yeah Right!)
(c) This is a hoax
(d) This is some kind of research project to find out what I will do
(e) She's very very confused

Note that I really do not want an answer to this.

Incidentally Mister Squeaky, having given up art, is considering having a go at cooking instead. he says he will be the next Gordon Ramsay - This may be true, he's certainly his equal when it comes to being irritable and swearing a lot....