For the nth Time

I've just had one of those really useful emails that tells me what upcoming gigs and things there are that I might be interested in. Now pay attention people out there in Stupidville - DO I LOOK OR SOUND LIKE THE SORT OF PERSON WHO WOULD WANT TO GO AND SEE EITHER LIONEL RITCHIE OR THE RUNNERS UP OF X FACTOR (WHATEVER THAT IS) AND YES I AM ANNOYED THAT'S WHY I'M SHOUTING YOU SAD EXCUSES FOR MORONS!