Friday, December 29, 2006

The Squeaky Speaks

Hello Bat Fans! Only Me!

I've not really had that much to do after savaging the PDSA bloke - well he asked for it. Cute indeed! I can tell when someone's faking it. So I thought I'd find out a bit about some of my relatives to prevent incipient boredom and they're not really the sort you could invite home for sunday tea (and there are some things you just can't put on genes disentangled dot com), so anyway there's a bat with a twelve foot wingspan that lives in the rain forest and eats fish apparently without salt or vinegar and the constant rain would make the batter too soggy for my tastes So I don't think I'll be off there to visit any time soon.
Then there's another one that's a bit more up my street, lives in Cameroon and is regarded with a great deal of superstition and fear, a similar creature who inhabits Senegal that doesn't smell too nice and terrifies people by making its way indoors and my own favourite is the one who lives in Zambia and attacks boats - sounds like my sort of bat. I wonder how he got an import licence for exocets though...

No comments: