Tanz Macabre

Don't you just love those pretentious people who think that they are better than everybody else whilst at the same time they are trying to live their lives through their children. You know the sort - very strange mahogany coloured skin (at great expense from some high street tanning salon), their child has a name that no-one in their right mind could possibly believe would indicate parental love, I mean who on earth thinks that Chlamydia or Bathsheba-Jezebelle is a good name for their daughter (who incidentally goes to ballet classes and closely resembles a hippo dressed in a tutu -the only difference being that the hippo would be more graceful)
More to the point why on earth do these hideous people seem to congregate in The Brewery in Romford - ask a silly question - It's bloody Romford that's why