Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Weird Sex

Ever being one to a chance of making a bit of extra cash I've been told that the sordid world of bizarre porn is the way to get a few more beer vouchers in your wallet. Now the problem with this, apart from not having a clue about how you go about this sort of venture, is what precisely counts as being bizarre whilst still remaining legal - I mean most of the things that immediately spring to my mind are probably illegal, immoral and banned by at least three major world religions - quite what this says about me I don't know but it could explain why I'm having such a difficult time with the dating agency....
Igor has helpfully suggested disability porn - whilst not strictly illegal I suspect that this in rather poor taste plus I can't really imagine that anyone could really get excited by a close up of the rim of a wheelchair tyre or some prosthetic toes.
And my own contribution is, by anyone's standards pretty lame - lolligoths in stripey socks - oh hold on that's been done (suicide girls anyone?)
Please please do not send me any of your ideas fresh from your twisted and diseased brains (how do I know you're mind is twisted and diseased? Simple - you're reading this aren't you?)

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