Ever had one of those cards from a spiritualist healer/medium general do-gooder and witch doctor come through your letter box? Well we have and regrettably (as always) Mister Squeaky believes that he can do better. I've caught him red footed in the act of making some cards with a John Bull printing set and we now have inky bat prints all over the ceiling and curtains. Anyway what's the big rubber horror got to say for himself...
"Sheikh Squeaky knows all. Skilled and talented clairvoyant medium with minutes of experience. Can transform your life. Curses a speciality at long distance. He provokes feelings and strengthens them. Solves family problems, mends marriages and garden gnomes. Beats as he sweeps as he cleans. Kills all known germs, available in LP or cassette. Helps you with bad luck failing exams deportation and games. Rapidly effective results in 48 hours. Becomes master of your destiny"
Oh dear I've got a bad feeling about this
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