We are Vampyr, creatures born from the darkness of your souls. And we go to Sainsbury's. So beware mortals - you're not even safe when you go for your groceries.
Oh Dear! He's really lost it this time - I can hear you thinking. But just hear me out - Walking through Camden with Igor and Matty on route to the Underworld for Theatres des Vampires (of which more later) when who should we spot in a really incongruous position - None other than the Dark Lord Moriarti, Violent Christ, Unhinged D'mon and La Mort outside Sainsbury's in Camden Road whilst other members of the Sith were inside allegedly buying beer (You should have heard the screams) - interesting effect - large void in usual crush that you get in Camden. Anyway this got me thinking (Groan!) Perhaps there should be a red plaque scheme in London - for sites associated with Vampyr. Tours led by an Igor, that sort of thing....somehow I can't see Ken Livingstone beating a path to my door with huge grants to implement the scheme, we can but live in hope.
Anyway, back to the original story, went to see Theatres des Vampires. Seriously impressed with whole evening - and having to lie in darkened coffin and think of warm corpses (very unappealing - they're no good unless they're cold dontcherno) because of the girlies from Mab and of course TdV's Scarlet. Well that's enough of my fantasies for one day. Seriously thinking of getting the band back together -if Mister Pogle can ever be allowed out to play bass again and Grob decides to dust off the drum kit...
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