You're a Disease

Hippy scum are worse than Chavs - there I've said it so it must be true. Both groups take copious amounts of drugs, well that's to be expected - you just have to look at their dress sense. But here's the difference, the chavs don't pretend that its some kind of spiritual release - they just want to get off their little faces to escape from their dull meaningless existence.
Whereas the hippies have to make something of it, going on about how ganja is the sacrament of an ancient religion (that they don't understand)that everything is like cosmic man and that justifies wearing baggy woolies and smelling like a fermented privy carpet. Still I suppose that works as a quite effective early warning system.
And another thing they don't taste nice. Takes at least two virgins to wash the taste of hippy blood from your fangs....
So anyway I've come to the conclusion that they are ultimately a sexually transmitted disease...if only you could be vaccinated against them.

Through a mirror, darkly
Armand