Hello Bat Fans!
It's me the ever wonderful Mister Squeaky, as you no doubt know I want to be the first Giant Rubber Goth Bat to become the Mayor of London, so I've got to set out my stall of goodies so you'll all vote for me and not for any of those tired and washed up politicians who you just can't trust.
So in order to establish good trading links with the old country I'm proposing an annual London Turnip Festival, with plenty of turnip-based foods to enjoy (turnip cake, turnip bread, curried turnip, poached turnip, roast turnip with turnip stuffing to name just a few), plenty of turnip brandy and a costume parade where everyone has to dress as a turnip. Before you start it's no dafter than installing air conditioning on the tube or trying to broker an exclusive oil deal with Venezuela.
A Vote for Mister Squeaky is A Vote for Common Sense!
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