Shiver Me Timbers

Avast there me hearties. Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Turnip Brandy! As it's international pirates day me and Cap'n Squeaky me faithful ol' Giant Rubber Goth Bat entered into the spirit of the thing (Sixteen bats on a dead man's chest) and sailed off in the Queen Anne's Revenge II in search of merchants to plunder and wenches to ravish. Sadly whilst there were plenty of the former there was a serious lack of the latter. Ahhhh! I tell ye shipmates 'tis a sight for sore eyes indeed a Supermarket under full sail and laden to the gunwales with doubloons and pieces of 9 1/2 (inflation strikes again) Sadly the security guards on the good ship Tesco were not quite so enthusiastic and were just not willing to enter into the spirit of International Pirate Day. Some people have no sense of fun. Next year me and the Cap'n'll make the scurvy dogs walk the plank and join the lost souls down below with Davy Jones.