Pimms A What?

Hello Bat Fans!

I'm a very hungover bat at the moment. Such is the power of advertising and special offers at the supermarket that I succumbed to the temptations of Pimms - a very strange tasting liquid indeed, the only recommendation for it is that its cheaper than industrial grade turnip brandy - My Great Uncle Squeaky once told me when I was a mere fledgeling that you should never drink anything that does not burn with a clean flame, nor I should add as the mature voice of experience (surely some mistake here) should you drink anything that contains a salad.
I followed the guidance for making up the cocktail - unfortunately some of the ingredients were not readily available - I quote the Master verbatim here "What the fuck would I want with borage Squeakers Old Chap? You know I won't have any kind of breakfast cereal in the castle" - so I had to make do with what was available didn't I? I have to tell you that a drink flavoured with an infusion of celery, spring onion and methi leaves has a unique bouquet and has had the side-effect of crinkling the varnish on the Master's favourite coffin. It also gives you a really bad headache, although to be fair that might be something to do with falling off my roost.