A Handbag?!

In between persuading Mister Squeaky that I did not want him to be a bonnet mascot (that bat'll do anything if he thinks he'll get some Bombay Mix) and being stuck in traffic I got to thinking (oh dear!) about nothing in particular which then turned into this stuff I've been hearing about the things that women keep in their handbags - you know the sort of stuff - paper snotties, assorted lipsticks in shades that are so yesterday, mysterious keys for something, TIG welding inverters and so on and wondering what the male equivalent was.
Inspiration soon dawned when I had to look in the mirror to see exactly what kind of moron was trying to overtake on the central reservation of the A12 when I'm in the outside lane - the car boot! I can reveal that at the moment I have some 2 ton shackles (untested) two tow straps, a hi-lift jack, a box of rubber gloves (large), an unravelled centre feed roll, a 1/4 inch drive socket set , five litres of asphalt degreaser and a rather dishevelled broom. All of which in my opinion of much more use than some make up that's put of fashion, so what's in your boot?