Tribulation

I just hope that Geri, Emma, Mel C, Mel B and Victoria are pleased with themselves. After the announcement today that the Spice Girls are going to get back together and do a tour Mister Squeaky has announced the formation of The Spice Bats as a Giant, rather rubbery and decidedly gothy tribute act. So far the members are Extremely Scary Spice Bat (Mister Squeaky), Psychotic Spice Bat(Cousin Squeakina), Mad Doktor Spice Bat(Herr Doktor von Squeakenstein) Baby Spice Bat (Cousin Squeakina's mad offspring Otto) and a drum machine (for that authentic 80's goth sound).
And things were starting to get better at last.....