Paddy

Top 'o the evening to you, so it is to be sure begorrah, 'tis Mister O'Squeaky the Giant Rubber Goth St Patrick's Day Bat here available for all your Paddy's Day entertainments full of good cheer and always ready for a pint or two of the black stuff (Editor's Note: Mister O'Squeaky is referring here to a heady mixture of Latvian Black Balsam and Marmite not Guinness) and to spread the craic. Please contact my agent at the usual address for bookings.