Yeth Marther

Had bizarre phone call from Igor - not that this is anything surprising - all phone calls from Igor are bizarre. Can I give him a hand to get rid of a body? - not that it's actually finished breathing yet -the slag! Having bitten myself to make sure that I was awake (and the fangs are razor f*ckin' sharp at the mo') I discovered that this was not a nightmare brought on by eating the wrong kind of cheese (or drinking the blood of someone who has eaten the wrong kind of cheese) but in fact a nightmare brought on by Igor having watched too much Coronation Farm or Emmerdale Street or whatever and believing that it is reality TV. I can only guess that he currently believes that he is the Mitchell Brothers (both of them) from that really unrealistic portrayal of life in the east end that the BBC produce. Now to make it more entertaining why don't they have the nuclear train from Bradwell fall off the tracks into the market and irradiate the populace thus turning them all into mutants - oh hold on I think that's already happened. At least that would explain Barbara Windsor...