Well not a lot really. A large amount of the Local Goth Tax was wasted on their town centre monument to the unknown glowstick and a lot of glittery things for christmas. Still I have to admire their implementation of the LolitaGoth school crossing patrols, which do make the journey to work in the morning just a little bit more interesting.
Mister Squeaky is also quite pleased that he gets some tax relief for being 1. Squeaky and 2. Rubber, however he has said that his "normal sunny and cheerful disposition" will rapidly turn to extreme violence if another perky is stupid enough to mistake him for a novelty handbag....
When our local candidate was asked about their policy she shook her blue and pink candy cane dreads and said "have a good time...all the time...like another glowstick?"
Needless to say this reckless hedonism does not inspire confidence.
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