No News.

Today, as they say in the media, is a low news day. There is absolutely nothing of any interest to report and I'm so tired I can't even bothered to be inventive. However I am pleased to report that I have discovered by means of an extremely complicated and highly skilled diagnostic test that the rather unusual brown rash that appeared on my arm was due to chocolate dust (the test - lick it and see if it comes off - I realise that this is potentially fraught with danger - I mean what if it had been marmite or instant gravy powder?)