Big Brother is Boring You

Well at least I've got a good excuse for not watching Minor Celebrities locked up safely away from the public - I don't have a television at home and when I do get the chance to watch stuff its been videoed earlier in the week. But even so I am concerned from what I've heard that the Essex pool drowner himself and his useless catchphrase have been allowed to return to haunt us 'Alwight'

Now I've never been a fan of Barrymore and his painful and embarrased pseudohumour, but there's one thing in his favour - he isn't Lee Evans. Why has this creature been allowed to return to the screens? Are they hoping that after a few weeks in the celebrity gulag he will suddenly break down in tears and admit his guilt or stage a re-enactment of that night in Roydon and drown the pityable MP for Bethnal Green - George "I'm a cat meow meow - look how much respect for my constituents I don't have" Galloway. I live in hope....

I completely fail to understand why this excrable creature even deserves to be given a chance at being rehabilitated. He's an unfunny ex-addict with extremely questionable sexual peccadillos who has had his fifiteen minutes of fame and does not merit any more time in the public domain.