Victory!

Just saw the news, Tesco's dropping price of fuel by 4p/litre. Obviously Squeaky's hard campaign tactics have paid off - I don't know what they were but there does seem to be a sudden increase in the number of their staff wearing scarves around their necks and calling me Master and he does look like he's putting on weight...or is it just my well developed sense of megalomania?
Now all I need is some means of getting the ASBO brigade off the estate, preferably legal but I'm open to other suggestions. But I think that the sudden change in the weather might get rid of them - seeing as they are from the legless generation. Why can't they walk to school instead of getting their parents to drive them on the 30 second school trip? So what if its raining, the water'll do 'em good, but perhaps the girls are afraid of their fake tan running - simple solution make 'em all wear dayglow orange school uniforms and no-one will notice.

Shamless plug:- Buy Skinwalker the debut CD from Moriarti & The Sith now, you know you want to.