Recall three point plan? Current situation thus:
1. Neighbours appear to be avoiding me - don't know why. Foul children not currently hanging around since they had Land Rover aimed at them at speed. Have plans to borrow a nail gun for the next time they're in the bin refuge.....
2. Actually met MP last Saturday - Don't think he registered anything from dynamic duo that were in his face - imagine MP versus Goth Metal Fiend and aggressively self-promoting Sikh version of Del Boy (My boss). Who's your money on? That's right MP didn't stand a chance.
3. Phoned Tesco to complain about unreasonable difference in fuel - was informed that if I could get it cheaper in three mile radius they'd double the difference - I'm off to the Jet station in Goodmayes - penny a litre cheaper and only 1/2 mile away.
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