HA! Fooled you again.
The DarkAdaptedEye party has launched its manifesto so be afraid, be very afraid, the party Spokesbat (Mister Squeaky strikes again!) has declared the following policies to to be at the heart of our campaign:
1. Amy Lee (bird from Evanescence) whilst not inconsiderably attractive is clearly not Goth.
2. Tough on happiness: Tough on the causes of happiness.
3. Greater representation of postive gothic images in the media - BBC take note - we want a soap opera set in the Carpathian Forests.
4. A little goth minx in every home...please
5. Lower alcohol duty on absinthe
6. All hippies to be deported to the wastelands of Cornwall immediately.
7. A statue of Andrew Eldritch to be erected outside Leeds City Hall
...and finally a new lighting rig for the Ruskin or the cuddly bunny gets it...
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