Hello Devoted Followers,
The Mildly Reverend Mister Squeaky here, seeing as I've been banned form almost all the local places of worship I've just got myself a mail order degree in religion - (I could have been a Bishop but I didn't have enough cash in my paypal account) so that now I can claim that I'm being discriminated against on religious grounds. It's not my fault that all the local churches get funny about Giant Rubber Goth Bats drinking from the font and don't like my choice of alternative hymns ( The Master Says that Procreating Satan is an all time classic) For some reason I don't know the local priests get their maniples all twisted when I come a-knocking on the belfry door. Whatever happened to all this Christian love-thy-brother and peaceful co-existence with other faiths?
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