I read with some considerable interest today that the deputy mayor of Delhi has been killed by monkeys. Needless to say I would like a little more background on this - were the monkeys engaged by a political rival or were they acting on their own as a result of some proposed city ordinance that would have prevented them from doing monkey things like dancing around a barrel organ or hanging from lamp posts by their feet? More to the point is this going to set a trend for animal assassinations?
Meanwhile I'm a little suspicious about what Mister Squeaky's up to - that reprehensible old bat was last seen flitting off in the direction of Chalk Farm with a sack of bananas and a picture of Ken Livingstone....
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