Hello Loyal Bat Fans!
As if you hadn't guessed already it's me the ever lovely Mister Squeaky, here to spread a little bit of misery and gloom into your wretched lives. Just so you're all warned I've been practising being extra evil for Samhain so that I'll be ready for all those nasty little brats that will be out that night demanding sweeties with menaces egged on by their greed driven antisocial parents instead of being sacrificed to make sure that the sun will return. Honestly some people should be given an assessment of suitability before they're even allowed to think about breeding....
So far the local vicar's been on the phone to the Master to complain that I've scared him right out of his cassock and I've desecrated the church by drinking out of the font - not a bad evening's work so far. Oh well onwards and upwards.
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