Sunday Special

I'm suffering from a complete lack of entertainment. Nothing unusual about this seeing as it's Sunday, so I've come up with a list of things that I'd be entertained by:

1. Girls Aloud doing a cover of Immortal's Damned in Black
2. The people who live in Langham Drive petitioning the Council to get the name of their road changed so that they don't get their windows smashed by anti-paedophile vigilantes
3. The Minister responsible for agriculture being quarantined to contain an outbreak of foot-in-mouth in Westminster
4. The inconsiderate people who were partying until 3 am this morning all going down with E.coli 0157 infection
5. My annoying neighbour falling off his bicycle in front of the schoolgirls he keeps trying to impress (bet he cycles down Langham Drive - know what I mean?)

Failing that I'd quite like Mister Squeaky to stop singing Natascha Bedingfield songs in the bathroom