Hello Giant Rubber Goth Bat Fans,
It's me Mister Squeaky and as part of my plan to take over the world by being elected to increasingly higher office I've decided I'd better think about going green and reducing my carbon wingprint. So in order to achieve this I'm going to do all of the following:
Take my empty turnip brandy barrels to the recycling point
Stop flying as I'm told it's bad for the ozone layer - though as a bat it's my natural form of transport so I haven't quite worked out what I'm going do instead as my legs are far too short to use a bicycle
Use wash and go so I only take one bottle into the shower
Borrow a book of old political speeches and use them when I'm campaigning (It's not plagiarism its recycling)
I was thinking about being environmentally friendly until the master pointed out that the neighbours had said that the only way I'd be a friend of the environment would be to stay at home...
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