Floored

At the moment I am halfway through laying a laminate floor in my kitchen. It's not fun because the architect/interior designer who designed the kitchen layout clearly had no idea about things like people wanting to be able to put a floor down with minimum fuss and inconvenience.
Add into the mix a Giant Rubber Goth Bat who believes that he's the Carpathian Tommy Walsh and who is hanging from the light fitting giving helpful advice and we're on a fast track to dangerously high blood pressure. In fact I've got so cross with Mister Squeaky's helpful comments that I've threatened him with the jigsaw (the really difficult one with the picture of baked beans on both sides but at right angles to each other)