Mister Squeaky has urged me to issue the following statement:
"I was nowhere near the bell tower at the time of the incident. It was an extremely unfortunate and regrettable accident and I'm sure that the bell ringer concerned will make a full recovery. I'm a bat and I'm supposed to be hanging around in belfreys, this however does not mean that I have tampered with the bells although they do have a nasty habit of keeping you awake during the day when you're trying to get some sleep after a hard night's partying. And as for the comments that vicar made when I suggested that he should make his tedious service more interesting by playing some power noise...well I ask you! and him a man of the cloth too I bet it was him that cut the rope and smeared the ends with lime pickle to make it look like a (completely innocent I hasten to add) Giant Rubber Goth Bat had chewed through it. Anyway you can't prove anything and even if you can I can't be prosecuted 'cos I'm a protected species"
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