Hello Bat Fans!
I was thinking about what I was going to do for Easter seeing as I'm not being allowed to make any hot cross bun sculptures this year although to be fair the Master did say that he'd let me if I could get a grant from the arts council. I've also been stopped from selling chocolate crosses with that little man nailed to them as apparently some people think they're in very poor taste - I can't see that myself as I used proper Swiss chocolate.
So what I'm going to do instead is go to the church on chocolate egg day and hang from the cross on the table with the really fancy cloth at the end and pretend I'm asleep. Then when that bloke in a frock comes along to pour out the wine he'll gets the shock of his life when I wink at him. Then they'll be able to have a real resurrection - assuming of course that the paramedics can get there in time....
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