Stranger than Fiction

One of the great things about London is the weird stories that you get reported in Metro, which to me are a great way to start the day as I browse them when idly checking the first email of the day (spam usually) and they are always better than fiction. Today's gems all appear to involve the Principality of Wales for some reason, we have the woman who pretended to be dead to try to avoid a speeding fine and instead got a well deserved conviction and suspended sentence for perverting the course of justice and someone posting a mussel back to Anglesey so that it could be released back into the wild - Mister Squeaky says that he would have had it marinere avec un tres petit pomme frite - who's been watching masterchef again I wonder?